The Informer's 2019 NFL Picks: Week 10

Here is the deal; last week The Informer went an abysmal 3-12 against the spread. The picks started out trash on Thursday night, turned into a dumpster fire by Sunday afternoon and eventually became an abomination by the time Tom Brady and the New England Patriots got their ****s punched by the Baltimore Ravens on Sunday Night Football.

It was bad.

And, just like every year when The Informer has one bad week, I have decided that writing this blog is for winners only. So starting this week, until The Informer starts handing out winners again, there will be no written blog, no funny jokes, no memes that make you roll on the floor laughing and no drinking of Natty Light.

Nope.

Fun time is over.

The Informer needs to get back on the right track and the best way to do that is to get back to the very basic strategy called: "Just pick some f******g winners you white trash fat drunk."

So with winning in mind, here are The Informer's Week 10 NFL Picks presented without comments or logic (unless I feel the need to explain the pick).

As always, please remember these picks are only to be used for illegal debauchery things like parlays, teasers, Super Picks contest, Natty Light Drinking contest, to gain entrance to a script club or to try and take all of Big Earl's money. Any other use of these picks without the written consent of The Informer is completely legal but would be in bad faith since The Informer asked nicely to only use them for illegal debauchery purposes.

Let's win some money.

Titans (+7) 

I did get the Chiefs -3.5 in my Super Picks contest and I took that. But the line getting up to (-7) is scary. Means there is a mother trucking load of money betting on Patrick Mahomes knee holding up. So I will be grabbing the Titans (+7) because I want to see Mahome's knee actually look like Mahome's knee before I go joining 85% of the betting public wagering against a home underdog.

Chargers (LOSER)

Bills (+3)

Bears (-2.5)

Cardinals (+4.5)

Giants (-2.5)

Falcons (+14)

Bengals (+10.5)

Packers (-5)

Dolphins (+12)

Rams (-3.5)

Cowboys (-3)

HGHawks (+6.5)

THE INFORMER'S 2019 NFL PICKS RECORD

Overall: 71-64-1

Last Week: 3-12

Overall Winning Weeks ATS : 6-2-1

The Prodigy's 2019 NFL Picks: Week 10

Here are The Prodigy's Week 10 picks. If you like winning, you may want to listen to what the genius has to say.

(PS - The Kid is beating The Informer picking teams straight up on the season 8 wins to 1. As in there have been 8 weeks where AC picked more games correctly compared to only 1 week where The Informer did. So like I said, dude can pick a winner.)

Here are the picks. FYI -- Winners have been bolded while AC's against the spread picks have been placed in parenthesis with the line to cover. And as always if you would like an explanation check out AC's Youtube video below.


Raiders win & Cover

Ravens 38 @ 21 Bengals (Raven's -10.5)

Bills  24 @ 17 Browns (Bills +3)

Lions 31 @ 28 Bears (Lions +2.5)

Giants 24 @ 10 Jets (Giants (-2.5)

Chiefs 34 @ 24 Titans (Chiefs (-3.5)

Arizona Cards 27 @ 28 Tampa Bay (Cards +4.5)

Falcons 14 @ 38 Saints (Saints (-14)

Dolphins 17 @ 34 Colts (Colts -10)

Rams 35 @ 28 Steelers (Rams (-3.5)

Panthers 24 @ 34 Packers (Packers -5)

Vikings 35 @ Cowboys  41 (Boys -3)

Seattle HGHawks 31 @ 35 San Francisco 49ers (HGHawks +6.5)

The Prodigy's 2019 NFL Picks: Week 9

The Informer: Hey kid you know what rhymes with "I'm eating a Ho-Ho"?

The Prodigy: No, what?

The Informer: I went 15 and 0-0 last week.

The Prodigy: Good for you Informer (sarcastic clap). What's that make you? 1-7 against me on the year?

The Informer: Yes, 1-7 (shaking head after being reminded of failure).

The Prodigy: Don't worry Informer, I am sure they make participation trophies for guys like you who get lucky and win one week. Keep your head up buddy. There is no shame in going 1-15 against The Kid. I promise.

The Prodigy: One last thing Informer, why don't you ask Bob Barker what he thinks about your 2019 straight up NFL Picks?

The Informer: Bob Barker? That is a weird request. Do you even know who Bob Barker? Have you ever watched the Price is Right? This is a very confusing. But ok, I will bite: Hey Bob Barker, what do you think about The Informer when it comes to picking NFL Games?

Bob Barker:

The Informer: I walked right into that one. Nice work kid. And good luck in Week 9. You are gonna need it.

The Prodigy's straight up picks: 49ers, Texans, Eagles, Colts, Jets, Chiefs, Panthers, Bills, Hawks, Raiders, Packers, Browns, Pats, Cowboys.
The Prodigy ATS: 49ers, Texans, Eagles, Colts, Jets, Chiefs, Panthers, Bills, Hawks, Raiders, Packers, Donkeys, Pats and Cowboys.

And as always, here is video evidence/explanations for why The Prodigy is taking who he is taking.

THE PRODIGY's 2019 NFL PICKS RECORD:

Straight Up: 83-37-1

ATS: 62-58-1

THE INFORMER's 2019 NFL PICKS RECORD:

Straight Up: 75-45-1

ATS: 68-52-1

(The Informer's Week 9 Straight Up Picks: 49ers. Texans, Eagles, Colts, Jets, Vikings, Panthers, Bills, Hawks, Lions, Packers, Browns, Pats and Cowboys)