The Informer apologizes for the holiday snafus', but there was some technical difficulties this week (The Informer fell asleep during his scheduled blogging time) so there will be no Informer article this week. Never fear though, even though there will be no witty write up, The Informer is still going to share his expert picks so that everyone can win money. So without any further ado, here are The Informer's Week 13 NFL Picks.
As always please remember to use these picks only for illegal debauchery things and with absolute reckless abandon with zero regard for human life.
The Informer: Is it going to be Queen's "We are the champions" to brag about how you beat me in "straight up picks" this season?
The Prodigy: No, it is definitely not "We" are the champions.
The Informer: Okay then, I don't see why you can't sing a song then.
The Prodigy: Sweet . . .Here goes:
I've won more games. . . Week after Week . . .
I've done my winning . . . But committed no crime . . . And bad mistakes . . . I've made a few . . . I've had my share of bad picks kicked in my face . . . But I've come through . . . And we mean to go on and on and on and on . . .
Because . . . I am the champion . . . I am the Champion . . .
No time for Informer's because I AM THE CHAMPION . . . OF THE WORLD!!!
The Informer:
The Prodigy: Don't be a sore loser Informer. Admit you lost then post my picks clown.
The Informer: Kid . . .You kicked my teeth in "straight up". You got talent. You got moxy. And you got a great eye for the game. Keep doing what you do. Trust your instincts. They are spot on. I am very damn proud to announce that you kicked my ass this year. Because that means I now have a challenge I was not expecting for the future. So rest assured young genius, The Informer is already looking forward to a rematch it 2020.
As for now; here are The Prodigy's unreal NFL picks. The kid knows how to pick a winner. I suggest y'all listen.
