The Prodigy: Hey Informer?
The Informer: What?
The Prodigy: Can I sing you a song?
The Informer: Is it going to be Queen's "We are the champions" to brag about how you beat me in "straight up picks" this season?
The Prodigy: No, it is definitely not "We" are the champions.
The Informer: Okay then, I don't see why you can't sing a song then.
The Prodigy: Sweet . . .Here goes:
I've won more games. . . Week after Week . . .
I've done my winning . . . But committed no crime . . .
And bad mistakes . . . I've made a few . . .
I've had my share of bad picks kicked in my face . . . But I've come through . . .
And we mean to go on and on and on and on . . .
Because . . . I am the champion . . . I am the Champion . . .
No time for Informer's because I AM THE CHAMPION . . . OF THE WORLD!!!
The Informer:
The Prodigy: Don't be a sore loser Informer. Admit you lost then post my picks clown.
The Informer: Kid . . .You kicked my teeth in "straight up". You got talent. You got moxy. And you got a great eye for the game. Keep doing what you do. Trust your instincts. They are spot on. I am very damn proud to announce that you kicked my ass this year. Because that means I now have a challenge I was not expecting for the future. So rest assured young genius, The Informer is already looking forward to a rematch it 2020.
As for now; here are The Prodigy's unreal NFL picks. The kid knows how to pick a winner. I suggest y'all listen.
Colts 31 Texans 34 (ATS: Colts +3.5)
Broncos 24 Bills 31 (ATS Bills -4)
Giants 21 Bears 28 (ATS Bears -6)
Steelers 31 Bengals 17 (ATS Steelers -6.5)
Dolphins 20 Browns 35 (ATS Browns +10.5)
Tampa 24 Atlanta 28 (ATS Falcons -3.5)
Panthers 28 Saints 34 ( ATS Panthers +9.5)
HGHawks 31 Eagles 28 (ATS Hawks PK)
Lions 34 Washington 21 (ATS Lions -4)
Raiders 31 Jets 17 (ATS Raiders -3)
Jags 28 Titans 27 (ATS Jags +3.5)
Cowboys 21 Pats 33 (ATS Pats -6.5)
Packers 37 49ers 38 (ATS Packers +3.5)
Ravens 34 Rams 24 (ATS Ravens -3)
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