For three solid weeks all the Informer has read about is “The SO CALLED Greatest WR of All-Time” didn’t show up for the Super Bowl.
Or BLAH BLAH BLAH The So Called Greatest didn’t even try on Colin Kaepernicks Interception.
It didn’t matter which national writer you read, they all had the same easy lame joke.
How can we call out a role player who has played a specific role all year long? I know lets just call him out for how he used to act. Never mind the fact that this so called spoiled worthless lazy piece of sh*t spent the entire year being a after thought because it helped the offense.
Nevermind that in his 15th season, (After not playing for a year and a half) a guy came back and started in the Super Bowl. God if this was a role player named Jerome Bettis we all would have had a chaffed penis from masturbating all week long about how great Jerome Bettis was.
Instead the role player was Randal Pink Moss. And since Moss did his Super Bowl duty by deflecting attention from all the other 49ers by saying he was the Greatest WR of All-Time we had to pick apart his Super Bowl Game. Even though Moss did exactly what he did all year, catch two passes and draw deep defensive coverage to open up the tight end.
(If you don't think John Harbaugh said hey Randy Go Out and Say a bunch of stupid shit so people don't hound our 22-year old second year QB and the team can relax then you are out of your mind)
Here is a news flash…RANDY MOSS WAS NOT A FOCAL POINT OF THE 49ERS OFFENSE. He was a decoy. A role player who played his role and did what he was asked. He was a team player. That’s it. Should he have jumped on the INT, of course. . Does that change the fact that the QB made a god-awful throw? NO…
But every writer in American new they had a free story so they ran with it. In fact one guy went so far to say “Randy Moss greatest of all-time, he wouldn’t make my top ten!”
REALLY? He wouldn’t make your top ten? Are you f*cking high?
Listen I am not going to make the case for Moss vs. Rice.
But The Informer is going to make the argument that Moss is the second greatest WR of all-time and its not even f*cking close.
I am going to list off the guys who are widely considered the 10 best WR’s not named Jerry Rice, and then show you why Moss is Better.
So if you call yourself MR. Touchdown and a guy has more Touchdowns than you that would mean you can’t be better.
Don’t get the Informer wrong, Chris Carter was a human highlight. In fact, The Informer would be hard pressed to find another WR who could catch the ball on the sidelines like MR. Carter.
He is in the HOF for a reason, but numbers wise he is less than Moss.
Also he even calls Moss the greatest WR he has ever played with, so you have to give Randy The Nod.
“But Informer Carter never quit on plays.”
Glad you brought that up fake reader, cause that is going to be everyone's argument against Moss, and that’s fine ill let you have that argument.
You know what Carter did do?
He almost through his career away by doing cocaine and being a drunk. Its true, look at his first three years in the NFL with the Eagles.
So Moss loses points for being lazy, but Carter has to lose points for trying to throw away his career.
As for the numbers, Chris Carter finished with 1,000 yards receiving 8 times compared to 10 for Randy.
Moss had nine seasons where he had 10 or more touchdowns, Carter had 6. . .
They both had two years where they had over 100 catches.
Moss played in two Super Bowls, Carter Zero.
As they say the numbers don’t lie.
9. Larry Fitzgerald - The first of two modern day WR’s that will be on this list.
Larry has the benefit of being able to move up on this list because he is that great. With that sad lets look at the first nine years of his career vs. Randy’s.
Larry had 77 TD’s in 9 Seasons.
Randy had 101 through nine, including his two worst years in Oakland. .
(In season ten Moss had 23 td catches, an NFL record, just saying Larry has pretty high expectations for year ten if he is going to pass Randy)
Larry has six 1,000 yard season through nine years, Randy had seven.. .
Numbers wise through nine years Moss is better than Larry.
Moss also played on two teams that played in NFC title games his first nine years and I believe two other playoff teams.
Now Fitz did have one of the greatest Post-Seasons in NFL history by a WR the year the Cardinals made the Super Bowl so he has that going for him. He also has time on his side, he has at least 5 more years to put up huge numbers, but through nine seasons I am sorry, Larry is just not better then Randy.
Can he get there?
Absolutely, but he needs to get a QB first.
8. Marvin Harrison - From looking at the Stats Marvin had 8 great statistical seasons. He has one Super Bowl Championship. He has 128 total touchdowns. He has everything you would want when making a case to being the second best WR of all-time.
Here is where he loses to Randy.
John Zelasney’s fat ass would have numbers if Manning was his QB. . .
Let me run down the list of QB’s that Randy Had BTB. . .(Before Tom Brady)
Brad Johnson/Randal Cunnigham
Kerry Collins and Aaron Brooks
Not one of those guys would even be considered a good QB at this point. (Cunningham you forget was 36 years old and not the same guy, but somehow he won an MVP award and led a team to a 15-1 record and the NFL’s greatest offense ever . . . Here is a hint that answer was Randy Moss came into the league)
“Informer Daunte Culpepper was a gre….”
Then what happened? Dolphins fans you want to step in on this one?
(Apparently he know plays in the CFL. . .His highlights look pretty good.. . You suck Daunte Culpepper)
You get my point, if you get to play your entire career with Peyton Manning and your numbers still don’t beat Randy’s, you are not better then him.
And before anyone starts talking about the he was a good guy and teammate card go ahead and read this story. . . MARVIN KILLS PEOPLE
If you did not click on the link it is a story of how Marvin Harrison tried to kill a man, and then a year later that same man was killed, but not before his dying words that it was once again Marvin Harrison who did this. . .
(Is it to soon to make a I dont want to be on a vacation with Marvin Harrison and Ray Lewis joke?)
But Randy once fake mooned the crowd in Lambeau and squirted an official with a water bottle so I guess we are pretty much even. . .
7. Tim Brown - Hey Tim Brown won a Heisman, but Randy actually has a college football award named after him. The numbers are not closer then you would think, but not close enough. Sorry Tim Brown, I know the Raiders love you but your just not in the same league. (Tim Brown Had 9 1,000 yard seasons. . I think that is the most other then Owens Rice and Moss? I said I think cause I could be wrong)
6. Steve Largent- Sorry the Informer needed a White guy. . .
Maybe this should have been Wes Welker.
But Largent was the Informer's first favorite receiver, quickly followed by Jerry Rice.
Either way we can all agree that no white guy was better then the sickest man walking this earth.
So I am sorry to all fans of Lynn Swann and whatever receiver is not on this list.
If the Informer didn’t see them play he can’t argue if they are great.
With that said Andre Reed was put on this list out of Respect to Dauber Dabinski.
It has been a tough couple years as a Bills fan.
Just know Reed played on 4 Super Bowl Teams. ..Moss only two. . .
4. Torre Holt and Reggie Wayne Issac Bruce - All three very good.
But they all have lesser numbers. . .They were all great in the Informer’s mind but they were not near as good as Randy.
And if I need to get into the numbers and awards and all that good stuff I will, but just know that no one changed their defense to guard these guys.
In fact Holt and Wayne were actually the other guy on their offenses for part of their careers... Moss was not the other guy ever. . . (The Informer is not counting the 49ers season). . .
Reggie Wayne Fans the numbers are growing, he has eight 1,000 yard seasons and Andrew Luck is his QB. . .
In the words of T.O thats my QB man. . .
His numbers may get there
Honorable Mention - Tony Gonzales - His name has to be on here. He is the greatest pass catching tight end of all-time. His numbers are outrageous and the Chiefs fans have nothing going for them. In fact I think most Chiefs fans were actually rooting for the Falcons this year just so Tony would get a ring and they would have something to be proud of.
But rules are rules and no tight end is the greatest WR of all-time, mostly because he doesn’t even play the position.
Just know that you were a bad bad man Tony. . .
3. Terrell Owens - Moss has more TD’s…
Played on More winning teams.
Was just a big of a headcase.
I would listen to everyones argument but in the end we all know Randy was better then TWO. . .
2. Calvin Johnson - The Informer’s favorite player once Randy Moss retires.
He has only played six seasons so this could very easily be changed one day.
But we can’t anoint the man until he puts up the numbers consistently.
Did you know that Calvin Johnson only has 54 td’s through six NFL seasons? Did you know that Johnson has only played in the playoffs once in his six years? Did you know that Johnson broke one of Jerry Rice’s oldest records while his team won 5 games?
Did you know that Randy Moss through six seasons had 77 tds. Did you know that Randy Moss set an NFL record by having 1,000 yards receiving in his first six NFL seasons. (No other receiver has ever done this by the way). Did you know through six season Randy Moss played on four different playoff teams? Did you know that Moss broke one of Jerry Rice’s oldest records while his team won 16 games?
Do you see what I am getting at?
Calvin Johnson is the best WR in the game today, without a doubt in my mind. But he has a long ways to go before we award him the status as the second greatest WR to ever play the game.
Good news it has only been six years. So it could still happen.
At this point though, Randy is still winning. . . You can’t argue that. . .
1. Michael Irvin
The Informer struggled with this one because Michael Irvin was the second best WR he ever saw until Moss came along. Irvin has 3 Super Bowl rings which obviously trumps Randy.
Randy has the better numbers and its not even close so that is where the Informer would make his biggest argument.
The Informer would obviously argue the rings are subjective because Moss was apart of two teams that were within seconds of wining (49ers and Pats) and another that should have won (19998 Vikings). . . It is not Moss fault that he is second all-time in postseason td’s with 10. . He can only do so much.
But the Informer doesn’t need any of that because without a doubt Moss has the better numbers and was a better teammate. . .
Don’t believe me, did Randy Moss ever stab one of his teammates in the throat and almost kill him over a haircut? Michael Irvin Stabbed A Guy
Just saying maybe its not so bad that Randy didn’t jump on an overthrown bad pass. . . He could have you know just f*cking tried to kill Kaepernick instead. . .
Pretty sure my point was made.
Moss maybe the laziest receiver in year 15 of his career because he didn’t jump for one f*cking pass, but for a guy who has done more then any other receiver throughout his career maybe we should give the old man a pass.
At the very least the guy who said that Moss is not in his top ten should lose his journalism license. . .
Whats that? There is no license? Any drunk 28-year man with a computer can write blogs and say they are gospel? Did not know that. . .
But seriously the guy who said that is a f*cking joke.. .
And all the guys in mainstream sports that tried to get a story out of Randy Moss in the Super Bowl are lazy.
He was a role player and he knew that and so did everyone else. He did what role players do. 2 catches and 40 yards. . . Nothing more nothing less…
And yes this was the Informer’s attempt at leave Britney Alone. . . Just LEAVE RANDY ALONE.. . . YOUR LUCKY HE EVEN CAUGHT ONE PASS FOR YOU BASTARDS . . .