The Prodigy's 2019 NFL Picks: Week 11

We will be back with a full blown article next week, for now here are The Prodigy's Week 11 picks and YouTube video explaining the picks.

Steelers 31  Browns 24 (ATS LOSS)

Falcons 17 Panthers 35 (ATS Panthers (-4)

Cowboys 35  Lions 28 (ATS Boys -7)

Jags 28  Colts 31 (ATS Colts -3)

Bills 34  Dolphins 24 (ATS Bills -6.5)

Texans 35  Ravens 38 (ATS Texans +4)

Broncos 24  Vikings 31  (ATS Donkeys +10.5)

Jets 10  Skins 7 (ATS Jets +1.5)

Saints 31 Tampa Bay 21 (ATS Saints -5.5)

Cards 27  49ers 34  (ATS Cards +10)

Bengals 14  Raiders 28 (ATS Raiders -12.5)

Pats 23  Eagles 20  (ATS Eagles +4.5)

Bears 24  Rams 28  (ATS Bears +6)

Chiefs 31  Chargers 28 (ATS Chargers +3.5)

The Informer's Straight Up Picks: Chiefs, Rams, Pats, Raiders, 49ers, Saints, Jets, Vikings, Ravens, Bills, Jags, Cowboys, Panthers, Steelers

The Informer's 2019 NFL Picks: Week 1

Due to personal reasons (mainly alcoholism) there will be no article this week. We will be back next week with a full fledged blog I pinky promise. With that said, even thought there is no article, for the sake of historical evidence here are The Informer's Week 11 picks. Use them wisely (by wisely I obviously mean to win illegal gambling money).

THE INFORMER'S PICKS:

Steelers (+3)

Cowboys (-7)

Saints (-5.5)

Falcons (+4)

Jags (+3)

Donkeys (+10.5)

Jets (+1.5)

Dolphins (+6.5)

Ravens (-4.5)

Cardinals (+10)

Patriots (-4.5)

Bengals (+12.5)

Rams (-6)

Chiefs (-3.5)

THE INFORMER'S 2019 NFL PICKS RECORD

Overall: 78-69-2

Last Week: 7-5-1

Overall Winning Weeks ATS : 7-2-1

The Informer's 2019 NFL Picks: Week 10

Here is the deal; last week The Informer went an abysmal 3-12 against the spread. The picks started out trash on Thursday night, turned into a dumpster fire by Sunday afternoon and eventually became an abomination by the time Tom Brady and the New England Patriots got their ****s punched by the Baltimore Ravens on Sunday Night Football.

It was bad.

And, just like every year when The Informer has one bad week, I have decided that writing this blog is for winners only. So starting this week, until The Informer starts handing out winners again, there will be no written blog, no funny jokes, no memes that make you roll on the floor laughing and no drinking of Natty Light.

Nope.

Fun time is over.

The Informer needs to get back on the right track and the best way to do that is to get back to the very basic strategy called: "Just pick some f******g winners you white trash fat drunk."

So with winning in mind, here are The Informer's Week 10 NFL Picks presented without comments or logic (unless I feel the need to explain the pick).

As always, please remember these picks are only to be used for illegal debauchery things like parlays, teasers, Super Picks contest, Natty Light Drinking contest, to gain entrance to a script club or to try and take all of Big Earl's money. Any other use of these picks without the written consent of The Informer is completely legal but would be in bad faith since The Informer asked nicely to only use them for illegal debauchery purposes.

Let's win some money.

Titans (+7) 

I did get the Chiefs -3.5 in my Super Picks contest and I took that. But the line getting up to (-7) is scary. Means there is a mother trucking load of money betting on Patrick Mahomes knee holding up. So I will be grabbing the Titans (+7) because I want to see Mahome's knee actually look like Mahome's knee before I go joining 85% of the betting public wagering against a home underdog.

Chargers (LOSER)

Bills (+3)

Bears (-2.5)

Cardinals (+4.5)

Giants (-2.5)

Falcons (+14)

Bengals (+10.5)

Packers (-5)

Dolphins (+12)

Rams (-3.5)

Cowboys (-3)

HGHawks (+6.5)

THE INFORMER'S 2019 NFL PICKS RECORD

Overall: 71-64-1

Last Week: 3-12

Overall Winning Weeks ATS : 6-2-1